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Nauvoo Supply Co.

The 8 Cow Brand Christmas Sweater - Johnny Lingo Mahana LDS Ugly Christmas Sweater

The 8 Cow Brand Christmas Sweater - Johnny Lingo Mahana LDS Ugly Christmas Sweater

Regular price $83.00
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”A man knowing the value of this sweater would pay 8 cows for it.” — Mr. Harris

Finally, an ugly Christmas sweater that knows its worth! This tropical twist on holiday fashion brings together the beloved LDS film classic with festive flair. Featuring palm trees, checkers, and yes—cows—this knitted masterpiece celebrates the timeless message that true worth comes from being valued properly.

Why This Sweater is Worth 8 Cows:

  • Authentic knitted construction (not printed!) for genuine ugly sweater credibility
  • Extra-soft 55% cotton, 45% polyester blend - comfort that matches your worth
  • Beach-meets-Christmas vibes with palm trees and festive elements
  • Unisex sizing because everyone deserves to feel valued
  • Cultural inside joke that every LDS family will instantly recognize

Perfect For:

Ward Christmas parties, family gatherings, seminary teachers who appreciate a good callback, and anyone who wants to wear a conversation starter that actually has depth. Pair with jeans for casual elegance or dress it up—this sweater adapts to any occasion with dignity.

Care & Sizing:

Fabric: 55% cotton, 45% polyester | Weight: 13.27 oz./yd.²
Care: Machine wash at 86-104°F (30-40°C). May shrink slightly after first wash.
Fulfillment: 7-14 days processing, up to 2 weeks shipping

Designed by Latter-day Saints for Nauvoo Supply Co.

Production and shipping

_ Printed in the US on a premium quality American-made shirt🇺🇸

_ Expect 6 to 10 days for arrival. That's about 1 day for processing, 2 - 5 days for production, and 3 - 4 days for shipping.

_ Ships for FREE to the US 🚛🇺🇸

Returns and refund policy

We guarantee our items will arrive in the time we listed above and will be undamaged, and of good quality. 

If items arrive later than the expected arrival date, we will refund the cost of shipping.

However, because this item was made to order, we can't refund clothes that don't fit, orders of the wrong color, or if you changed your mind. 

That said, we're a small family business and offer full refunds for damaged goods if they have production errors or misprints, or if you just plain got the wrong item. Our reputation is important to us, so if there are issues with your order, we want to make it right.We guarantee our items will arrive in the time we listed above and will be undamaged, and of good quality.

However, because this item was made to order, we can't refund clothes that don't fit, orders for the wrong color, or if a customer changes their mind.

That said, we're a small family business and offer full refunds for damaged goods if they have production errors or misprints, or if you just plain got the wrong item. Our reputation is important to us, so if there are issues with your order, we want to make it right.

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