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Nietzsche vs Joseph Smith Shirt

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Funny LDS Shirt - Neitzsche vs Joseph Smith “God is dead, God is dad”

Color Black Heather Forest

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Friedrich Nietzsche was a philosopher, famous for saying, "God is dead." The thing is, Nietzsche learned when he died that he was dead wrong. (See what we did there?) Joseph Smith Junior, the prophet of the restoration, on the other hand, is famous for testifying that God is literally the Eternal Father of our spirits, that we knew Him before we were born, and that we can return to His presence after this life.

So, no, we're not sure if Joseph Smith ever literally said, "God is dad," because that seems too casual for the 1830s, but the point stands, and it's worth remembering who we – the offspring of God – are. For more on this idea check out Acts 17:29 which says, “Forasmuch then as we are the offspring of God, we ought not to think that the Godhead is like unto gold, or silver, or stone, graven by art and man's device.”

This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders have taping for better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer.

_ 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
_ Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
_ Unisex/mens retail fit
_ Runs true to size

Production and shipping

_ Printed in the US on a premium quality American-made shirt🇺🇸

_ Expect 6 to 10 days for arrival. That's about 1 day for processing, 2 - 5 days for production, and 3 - 4 days for shipping.

_ Ships for FREE to the US 🚛🇺🇸

Returns and refund policy

We guarantee our items will arrive in the time we listed above and will be undamaged, and of good quality.

If items arrive later than the expected arrival date, we will refund the cost of shipping.

However, because this item was made to order, we can't refund clothes that don't fit, orders of the wrong color, or if you changed your mind.

That said, we're a small family business and offer full refunds for damaged goods if they have production errors or misprints, or if you just plain got the wrong item. Our reputation is important to us, so if there are issues with your order, we want to make it right.We guarantee our items will arrive in the time we listed above and will be undamaged, and of good quality.

However, because this item was made to order, we can't refund clothes that don't fit, orders for the wrong color, or if a customer changes their mind.