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Mahana! You Ugly Sweater - Johnny Lingo's 8 Cow Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt

Johnny Lingo Inspired Ugly Christmas Sweater

Regular price $48.00
Regular price Sale price $48.00
Shipping calculated at checkout.

This is a super ugly Christmas sweatshirt (not a knitted sweater) and it's definitely worth 8 cows.

The villagers called Mahana ugly, but Johnny Lingo knew the truth. Relive the classic tale of Johnny Lingo bringing out the best in his betrothed Mahana, when he offers an unprecedented number of cows to Mahana’s father in exchange for her hand in marriage.

This isn't actually a sweater, it's a super comfy, soft polyester-cotton fleece material with a crew neck crew neck hoodie, not a scratchy knitted sweater. This fleece is custom cut and sewn, featuring a crew neck and set-in sleeves to keep you warm. 

  • Printed all-over, front and back, and sleeves
  • Crewneck sweatshirt (not a sweater!)
  • 86% Polyester 14% Cotton
  • Printed, cut and sewn in the US 🇺🇸
  • Designed in our Arkansas studio 🇺🇸
  • Ships for FREE to the US 🚛 🇺🇸
Length 27.5 in 29 in 30 in 31 in 31.5 In 33 in
Width, in 19 in 20 in 22 in 23 in 24.5 in 26 in


About production and shipping / 

  • Printed, cut and sewn in the US🇺🇸
  • Expect 6 to 13 days for arrival. That's about 1 day for processing, 3 - 7 days for production, and 2 - 5 days for shipping.
  • Ships for FREE to the US 🚛🇺🇸
  • This item was designed in our Arkansas studio 🇺🇸


Return policy and refunds /

We guarantee our items will arrive in the time we listed above and that they will be good quality, and undamaged. However, because this item was made to order, we can't refund clothes that don't fit, orders for the wrong color, or if a customer changes their mind. That said, we're a small family business and we offer full refunds for goods that arrive damaged, if they have production errors or misprints, or if you just plain got the wrong item. Our reputation is important to us, so if there are issues with your order, we want to make it right.


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